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Nice one from CFL (Canadian Football League) :):):) 

?BREAKING NEWS?

#CFL to play pre-season game on the Hudson Bay!

Fans to depart from Churchill, Manitoba to head to a ship to watch theWinnipeg Blue Bombers take on the Saskatchewan Roughriders in the inaugural Banjo Bowl: Battle of the Bay ???

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Quite a while ago, the local radio station put of fake news on 4/1 saying that the Vikings fired their coach and hired Mike Ditka.  Made it all the way into USA Today  before they realized it was a hoax.

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This one is my favorite so far:

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UNCOVER YOUR TRUE STATS

  • With a simple saliva sample, discover your ability scores
  • We'll have your character sheet to you in 6-8 weeks
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive in partnership with RPGenotech

We are excited for you to begin this adventure. Admit it: since the first time you picked up those polyhedral dice, you wondered, "What would my stats look like?" And in the past, it's been a mystery. But now, with the help of science, you can find out what those random number generators say about you.

The best news? It doesn't require a blood sample or even math. Get a detailed breakdown of your personal attributes (STRength, DEXterity, CONstitution, INTelligence, WISdom, and CHArisma) by providing a saliva sample using our at-home kit. Send it back, and we'll have your character sheet to you in 6-8 weeks (way before Gen Con). 

Everybody has a D&D story. What's yours? We can tell you your class, ability scores, ability modifiers, saving throws, skill proficiencies, hit die, passive wisdom, and initiative all on one easy-to-read form - in fact a Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition character sheet! No more arguing over who gets shotgun or who gets to sing along with the radio and who doesn't. These numbers tell your personal D&D story.

In the LFG tool, you can see relationships between you and and other registered players and compare them with up to five other matches at a time to help you triangulate new players for your next adventure.

And if you want additional information - for instance, whether you're naturally gifted or its a racial bonus - you can choose to add on additional reports, such as Race and Alignment, for a small fee.

Product Specifications 

  • 4d6andMe Stat Discovery Kit
  • Officially-licensed Dungeons & Dragons merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive in partnership with RPGenotech
  • For those who have always wondered what their attributes are 
  • With a simple saliva sample, discover your ability scores*
  • No additional lab fee
  • In approximately 6-8 weeks, we will send you an email to let you know your character sheet is ready in your online account
  • Your class, ability scores, ability modifiers, saving throws, skill proficiencies, hit die, passive wisdom, and initiative in one easy-to-read form
  • Includes saliva collection kit, instructions, biospecimen bag, and pre-paid return shipping envelope


* For an additional fee, we can also determine your race and alignment! Do you naturally have a 12 CON or is that a result of a racial modifier? We can tell you

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There was the time gmail upped the sizes of individual email boxes to a sick size.  Announcement was on 4/1 so everyone thought it was a prank.  But it was real.

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13 hours ago, LuckyIke said:

This one is my favorite so far:

4D6 and Me

826BCCF5-CEF2-4106-8608-6BE9A5DE9EF2.jpeg.6061756977263c6478f592a5f70105d2.jpeg

7AF268B8-1FC4-4788-ACD3-D98AEC61A5CA.jpeg.ccfd0bfa594917b26372c5291bbf0f15.jpeg

UNCOVER YOUR TRUE STATS

  • With a simple saliva sample, discover your ability scores
  • We'll have your character sheet to you in 6-8 weeks
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive in partnership with RPGenotech

We are excited for you to begin this adventure. Admit it: since the first time you picked up those polyhedral dice, you wondered, "What would my stats look like?" And in the past, it's been a mystery. But now, with the help of science, you can find out what those random number generators say about you.

The best news? It doesn't require a blood sample or even math. Get a detailed breakdown of your personal attributes (STRength, DEXterity, CONstitution, INTelligence, WISdom, and CHArisma) by providing a saliva sample using our at-home kit. Send it back, and we'll have your character sheet to you in 6-8 weeks (way before Gen Con). 

Everybody has a D&D story. What's yours? We can tell you your class, ability scores, ability modifiers, saving throws, skill proficiencies, hit die, passive wisdom, and initiative all on one easy-to-read form - in fact a Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition character sheet! No more arguing over who gets shotgun or who gets to sing along with the radio and who doesn't. These numbers tell your personal D&D story.

In the LFG tool, you can see relationships between you and and other registered players and compare them with up to five other matches at a time to help you triangulate new players for your next adventure.

And if you want additional information - for instance, whether you're naturally gifted or its a racial bonus - you can choose to add on additional reports, such as Race and Alignment, for a small fee.

Product Specifications 

  • 4d6andMe Stat Discovery Kit
  • Officially-licensed Dungeons & Dragons merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive in partnership with RPGenotech
  • For those who have always wondered what their attributes are 
  • With a simple saliva sample, discover your ability scores*
  • No additional lab fee
  • In approximately 6-8 weeks, we will send you an email to let you know your character sheet is ready in your online account
  • Your class, ability scores, ability modifiers, saving throws, skill proficiencies, hit die, passive wisdom, and initiative in one easy-to-read form
  • Includes saliva collection kit, instructions, biospecimen bag, and pre-paid return shipping envelope


* For an additional fee, we can also determine your race and alignment! Do you naturally have a 12 CON or is that a result of a racial modifier? We can tell you

I absolutely love this omg..

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